Paul Dawley, David Cunis, Michael Fabbri
If you white out the ties, they look like three priests.

If you've been around the sun thirty times and still believe in a god, then you're objectively stupid. Actually you're just stone cold fucking batshit Hindenberg crazy stupid. Period. There goes your independent judgment and critical thinking. Why do I think this, you ask? Because

  1. gods don't exist,
  2. angels don't exist,
  3. snakes don't talk,
  4. people don't turn to salt,
  5. seas don't part,
  6. the Exodus never happened,
  7. sticks don't turn into snakes,
  8. the earth doesn't stop rotating,
  9. asses don't talk,
  10. whales don't run hotels,
  11. virgins don't give birth,
  12. people don't walk on water, and
  13. dead people don't come back to life.

When you apply logic and reason to everything in life, and just turn it off because it's your religion, you're being stone cold fucking batshit stupid. Period.

This is not just normal stupid. This is advanced stupid.

We actually allow these morons to judge us in any capacity, when they clearly and unambiguously show us their idiocy and inability to deal with objective reality.

Basically, they are stone cold fucking nuts, and they are not qualified to be judges in our courts.

This Catholic Sharia club shares these really interesting and esoteric beliefs .

Here are 2,600+ reasons showing Christianity is false but these pinheads have yet to find one.

As evolution deniers , the concept of evolution is anathema to them.

These idiots see no harm in religion . Bullshit!

All three practice cannibalism in a religious context . Over the years, how many times have these idiots been on their knees eating Jesus crackers, in holy communion with an imaginary creature. Are they full of shit or just anal retentive? Perhaps, the Jesus crackers have way too much fiber.

It sounds absurd, but just remember, if you regularly consume the blood and flesh of a demigod in a room full of chanting elders you're not allowed to call other religions primitive and evil.

One might suspect these idiots took one too many MinusIQ pills .

They all accept the infallibility of their god's emmisary on earth , a one-lung elderly maladjusted virgin. .

Their very favorite symbol is an imaginary idiot nailed to a torture device (a cross). .

If you read the mythical Jesus's story carefully, Jesus apparently fucked his own 14 year old mother to in order to give birth to himself. You just gotta love that Holy Trinity shit .

Note punishment for Blasphemy only 324 years ago.
They want to shove a hot poker thru my tongue.

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